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Gelato for Mistress?

queenlymacbeth wrote in lolocracy Feb 06, 2011 10:45

Who: Veronika and Rory
Where: Veronika's house
When: Late on Saturday night (5 Feb)
What: Reuniting of Mistress and submissive.
Rating: ...Do I really need to say?

( It had been a rush... )

sleepover, status: incomplete, you say goodbye i say hello, scotland, paris hilton's sex tapes ain't got shit , is it hot in here or is it just me, girl you look fierce, other world kingdom, you vill be punished, lesbi-win, i'm too sexy for my shirt, girls just wanna have fun, ur vital regions r mine, girls night out, dominatrix hotline how may i help you?, yuri ftw, we are terrible people, bringin' sexy back, why yes these are real thank you, handcuffs are hotcuffs, why hello thar, p-p-poker face, parental advisory, now just lie back and relaaaaaax

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Your Abbreviated Mirandas

missile_crisis wrote in lolocracy Jan 22, 2011 03:10

WHO: Liberty's one and only esexi y espici lady cop and the Kiwi that crossed her
WHEN: January 22nd, a bit after 1 AM (as known as Stupid O'Clock)
WHERE: A main thoroughfare and after that, who knows~
WHAT: The flash bastard (bitch?) flashed a little too brightly

( You have the right to remain silent. No, seriously. Just shut up. )

espici espanglish, no llores, status: incomplete, pepperspray: it's hot, my life is fail, badtouching, 911 what's your emergency?, i'm too old for this shit, i'm not copping a feel..., i will cut you, this is novela hour, we're so esexi, allons-y!, can you feel teh ghey tonight?, mix-and-match, lesbi-win, meet señor taser, it's time for an intervention, o holy tags, 3 am time is sexy time, isn't that illegal?, my hips don't lie, yuri ftw, detention, you've got red on you, !event: genderbender week, handcuffs are hotcuffs, u gonna get raped, my job sucks, history won't repeat this shit, is time to get esexi, bitch just got stalked, this is madness, it's super effective!, this shit just got real, lady cop watchin' ju, it's time to nut up or shut up, my job rocks, puto this joto that, is this real life?, oh god what just happened?!, please stop groping me, i don't care what these bitches say, the law is here!, we meet again officer, and remember: don't fuck it up, ur vital regions r mine, what are personal boundaries?, dat culo, it's a, you're an idiot, oh god get off me, thank god it's friday, cuba, unacceptable! all of this!, ust, stay in school kids, cooperate or i will cut you, there's this thing called murphy's law, it's all just a coincidence!, oh hell naw, lusting tiger horny dragon, new zealand

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